COFFEE SPOON.

THERE WAS THIS LADY AT THE MALL WALKING WITH HER COFFEE CUP AND STIRRER. SHE WAS STILL WALKING WHEN SHE DECIDED TO TAKE A GULP OF THE HOT LIQUID AND THEN SUDDENLY TRIPPED. SHE WAS SCREAMING LIKE A MADMAN TRYING TO GET THE STIRRER OUT OF HER EYE.

MORAL?